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posted by Dan Rybicky alias Dan Rybicky on Sunday 21st of December 2008 04:19:13 PM
i was so grateful anne asked me to take part in an evening dedicated to reading excerpts from celebrity autobiographies. it was a complete and total blast. i had trouble narrowing down the field but ended up starting off with one of my favorite passages from klaus kinski's all i need is love. the book (which i'd read many years ago), like kinski himself, is an insane delight - the first autobio i thought of when i was initially asked to read. unfortunately, it's been out of print for some time now, but if you're lucky, you still might find it at your local library (unless someone's already stolen it). i followed that up by reading from the "becoming jesus" chapters of call me crazy, written by the actress (and former girlfriend of both steve martin and ellen degeneres) anne heche. in these chapters, ms. heche recounts the twelve days in 2000 when god started talking to her, telling her that she was jesus and that her name was actually celestia. she recalls being cast opposite tommy lee jones in the disaster movie volcano, directing her own film titled stripping for jesus, and ending up in fresno at the home of mexican immigrants waiting for a spaceship to come and take her to heaven. multiply klaus kinski and anne heche times nancy kerrigan, tonya harding, clay aiken, deborah spungen, lynne spears, helen gurley brown and, last but not least, david hasselhoff (don't hassle the hoff) - and, well, what you end up with is one hilarious and powerful fucking night. big thanks: to anne for organizing it; to jenn for creating such awesome musical interludes between acts; to anne AND jenn for the crap-in-your-pants funny singing/interpretive dance rendition of 'the star-spangled banner' that opened the night (gold lamé and all!); and of course to the rest of my fellow readers who delivered their excerpts so effectively and with such gusto.
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