Johnny Manziel Aggie Ring The Chipmunk Slayer Took Care Of Business


Aggie Ring the "Chipmunk Slayer" Took Care of "Business"

posted by Jazz Guy alias flickr4jazz on Wednesday 21st of September 2016 12:37:29 PM

As Jersey Shore Fightin’ Texas A&M Aggie Ring was heading out of his house at 10:30 this morning, he looked down and noticed yet another chipmunk in one of his traps. “Damn.” said Aggie Ring. “The thought process of all of these chipmunks make Johnny Manziel look like he makes good decisions. This is the fourth one in three days. You’d think that they would learn. I just don’t understand why so many chipmunks keep showing up at my house. Did the tree squirrels tell them that I was having some sort of chipmunk yell practice?” Aggie Ring told the little chipmunk, “Don’t worry, I’m going to take you for a little “ride…” The chipmunk called “shotgun” but I don’t think he understood that in Jersey, when you are taken for a “ride,” someone isn’t going to be coming back. Aggie Ring let out his best “Dr. Evil” chuckle and told the chipmunk, “Sure, you can ride “shotgun.” I’ll ride with you.” Fightin’ Texas Aggie Ring rode with the little chipmunk in the passenger seat up to the coffee shop and even bought the chipmunk a coffee. “I think I’ll call this little chipmunk “Mocha” said Aggie Ring. After their coffee, Aggie Ring told me, “Well, time to go and see if “Mocha” can swim.” I told him, “Aggie Ring, no chipmunk can swim, they aren’t aquatic mammals.” Aggie Ring let out another “Dr. Evil” laugh and replied, “Well, no one can say I never gave a chipmunk a chance to swim to freedom, can they?” Current Stats: Aggie Ring — 12, Chipmunks — 0 #AggieRing


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